The Knitting Pirate

Yesterday we had an all-hands meeting, and one of my co-workers was admiring the So-Called Scarf. “Maybe,” she said, “I could give you $20 and you could knit me something like this?”

“Uhhhhh,” I answered as nicely as I could, “I could teach you to knit…”

She laughed and said, “Oh come on, you’re just trying to empower me now!”

Yes, yes I am.