My name is Floyd, cat of cats. Look on what used to be your slippers, ye human, and despair! (He actually doesn’t really mess with the slippers too much. He just likes to guard them so that no one else can have them.)
He is such a handsome and dignified cat. At least, he likes to pretend that he’s dignified. There is something incredibly undignified about falling off the back of the couch, or deciding that one’s left rear foot has become a mortal enemy.
Kipling is considerably less dignified. What can you say about a cat who sleeps upside-down, other than “awwww!”
He sure does know how to work his cuteness to its maximum potential.