The Knitting Pirate

The socks which fit perfectly, fresh off the needles, are now too big. The socks which I thought were too small, fit perfectly after a few wearings. There’s a lesson to be learned here, one which is brought to mind when I try on my handspun socks: “These socks are not really too small.” Sure, they’re difficult to get on and off – but a few wearings and washings will soften them up. And they fit just right around my ankles, no bagging or wrinkling at all.

This is what I have learned about socks this year:

• With standard sock yarn, I should make a 64-stitch stockinette-footed sock for myself.
• I might consider 68 stitches if I want ribbing down the foot.
• The socks aren’t too small. Really. Unless they are, in which case
• It’s so easy to rip back and fix mistakes.
• If I make the sock leg six inches long, there should be enough yarn left over for the foot.
• Heel-flap-and-gusset socks fit better than short row heel socks.
• Short row heel socks are acceptable, though.
• I need to learn to do a heel flap and gusset sock from the toe up.
• Here is a conveniently free pattern from Wendy for just that.
• I like to knit socks for the people I love best.
• Handknit socks are so much better than store-bought, but toe socks from Sock Dreams are a close second.

In the coming year I’d like to try new sock architectures – the Hat-Heel Sock looks interesting, and I have Cat Bordhi’s New Pathways for Sock Knitters book to work through as well. I have a half-ton of sock yarn and I’m not letting myself buy any more until I’ve used some up!

This is the reason I’ve not been knitting. This is a 1998 Oldsmobile Cutlass GLS. It has been my car for the past five and a half years. It has 147,000 miles on it. It’s not sporty, stylish, or very much fun to drive… but up until this winter, it has been incredibly reliable. Then the power steering pump started making some funny noises, and then we realized that it really needed new tires. Well, that was just too much money to put into an old car, so we decided to trade it in. The only problem with that is that the car I had set my mind on has a manual transmission, and I’d never driven one before. So Pirate-Husband took me out driving in his Miata, not the easiest of cars on which to learn, and it took me so long to get the hang of it that I thoroughly neglected my knitting. I have made almost no progress on anything but learning to drive.

I think it was worth it.

No, THIS is the reason I haven’t been knitting. This is a 2009 Mazda 3 S Touring in Galaxy Gray, and today I drove it by myself for the first time. I didn’t stall on the way home from work (let’s not mention the way *to* work; I was tired) and I even managed to park it uphill and backwards in the garage. Having done that, I have no excuses left. I should be knitting right now. Pardon me, I think I hear my yarn calling! Hopefully I’ll have some progress pics to show off later this week!

Yarr! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties! I would cast on for a pirate-themed project, but I have too many on the needles already and another slated to begin on Sunday. I’ll just have to settle for saying YAR(n) every so often.

Earlier this summer I set Mom up with the pattern for the Ostrich Plumes scarf that I’ve been working on. She admired it quite a bit and wanted to make a stole for herself. Unfortunately, because most of her knitting time is in the car or in front of the tv, she was finding it a bit too complicated. She asked if I knew of a less complex pattern, and after a quick search I sent her the English version of the Upstairs stole. Hopefully that will work better for her!

Also speaking of Mom, her birthday is coming up this week. I’m giving her a certificate for a pair of hand-knit, custom-fit gloves. If she doesn’t pick the pattern, I’ll probably choose something out of the Selbuvotter: Biography of a Knitting Tradition book that I recently bought.

As for cameras, I’m leaning towards getting the Canon PowerShot 870IS. It seems to have gotten the best reviews, and it fits into my price range fairly well. I would really like to show you some of the works in progress that I’ve got, so unless my old camera miraculously reappears, I’ll probably be ordering the new one this weekend.

Pirate-Husband’s motorcycle, the namesake for the Highwayman Armwarmers, is no more. Here’s a pic of Pirate-Husband getting my dad set up for a ride last May.

For anyone who doesn’t remember, Pirate-Husband crashed back in late October, breaking two ribs and quite a bit of motorcycle. He was three hours from home at the time. The bike was brought to a shop near the crash, the insurance adjuster came out to look at it, the shop fixed the bike, and he got it back mid-January (uninspected, though the inspection had run out while the shop had it). It sat for a while in our parking lot while Pirate-Husband’s ribs healed.

About a month ago, he took it out for a ride and noticed that there was an incredible amount of oil leaking out, so it went to our local shop.

There is $4800 worth of frame damage.

The bike is being totalled.

I may knit another pair of Highwayman Armwarmers in requiem.

This awful cold has come back for round two. It’s bad enough that I went to the doctor yesterday (I don’t have the flu) and bad enough that I called out of work today and pre-emptively, tomorrow. It’s bad enough that I haven’t even wanted to knit. I did pick up the sock and got through one needle – not even one round, just one needle – before going all woogy-eyed and giving up.

This, my yarn-loving friends, is bad. I am so bored, but I can’t concentrate on anything. I can’t wait to be healthy again and go back to work.

I haven’t been posting in the past week because I really haven’t been knitting in the past week, and the reason I haven’t been knitting is because I’ve been busy *buying a house*.

For those of you who haven’t been keeping up on the story, there have been three houses in this hunt. The first one needed a lot of fixing. Our first offer was rejected, but when the other buyers disappeared, they came back to us. Meanwhile, we had found a second house that we really liked, but it was a short sale and the bank was taking forever to process the paperwork. We withdrew our offer on the first house, deciding that it would be too much work for us, and were waiting patiently for the second house to come through, when…

Pirate-Husband found a log house on top of a mountain. You can see pictures of it here (flash slideshow). I’m sure this link will expire eventually, but it’s still working now.

We went to see it December 29. We put an offer in on December 30. We got an answer back on December 31 – negotiated a little bit, and agreed! The inspection was yesterday, and most things were in good shape. There are a few here-and-theres to fix up, but nothing that would prevent us from going ahead with it!

Closing is January 25. I am alternating between “oh gods what have I done,” and “wow, this is gonna be great!”

Football on television, sock in my hands and laptop at my side, sitting on the couch with Pirate-Husband, who’s playing a computer game. Life is good.

I’m having a hard time believing this myself, but I didn’t knit a single stitch yesterday! I meant to, but somehow it just never happened. I came home from work and got dinner going, then found myself snoozing on the futon instead of knitting. Then Pirate-Husband and I watched the second half of Gone With the Wind. Seems like there should be a third half that tells the rest of the story!

Speaking of Pirate-Husband, he is very wise in the ways of knitters. He did not bring any yarn or wool back from Iceland with him for me, because (as he said) there’d be no way of knowing how much I needed for a project. Instead, he brought me a handknit hat in variegated greens! It is great and will match my scarf! I think it’s knit of Lopi (what else?) and I’m hoping it’s not too itchy to wear. I have a Jayne Hat made of Lopi from the Knitting Ninja, which I can only wear for a little while before the itches go straight through my head. Perhaps I can line each of the hats with soft fleece or something.

Tonight I will definitely knit *something*, though I’m not sure what project I’ll work on. Tomorrow is SnB again! We decided that it was silly to say that we were an every-other-week group when we keep showing up every Wednesday, so now we’re officially a weekly group.

How long does it usually take for WEBS to fill and ship an order? Not that I can start the projects yet, but I’m anxious to have the yarn.

It was a busy weekend of friends visiting, and as a result, no knitting. Next weekend there are more exciting plans – Pirate-Husband and I are going to begin our search for a house! This means two things: 1, I will finally have room for a spinning wheel and 2, if I don’t get to knit on the weekends, I have to knit double on weekdays to make up for it. Or spin more. Or something!

The next entry should have more content. :)

The next few days are going to be really busy. I’m prepping for a 4th of July party and then going out of town until Sunday night… and I start my New Job on Monday. Hopefully there will be some time to knit on my vacation, and I will have pretty Jaywalker pictures to show off when I get back!

Have a happy 4th, everyone!